I am currently eyeing up my next door neighbours grand children. Not in a sexual paedophile sort of a way you understand, more of a "if I had a sniper rifle, I would take those bitches out straight away" sort of a way.
Basically, the little shits are staying there over the summer holidays and my days at home are now filled with the screams of children. This morning I was awoken an 8.45am by one of said shits bouncing a ball very loudly for at least thirty minutes. This is not how I want my days to start. I should add perhaps that there is a rather large grassy field approximately three minutes away from my house, so there is no excuse for them disturbing my life in any way.
Fuckers.
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